Friday, August 11, 2006

Just to set the record straight - He's not Gay



So we know this guy (lets call him Chris) who works in the Industry (lets call it the film industry) and his new company hired him cause they thought he was gay. But he's not gay or happy when he's with other men, he's not even a double adapter. The problem started when he went to a reqruiting agency and they asked him about his hobbies. "I love cooking and photography", he replied.

So because his hobbies aren't rugby and pub crawling and he's single they assumed that he was so gay - a real queen!. No he's got a problem - If he comes out of the closet and tells them he's not gay he might not get a RAISE (I''m talking Salary). On the other hand he's scared that they might take advantage of him when they had a few to many Smirnoff spins.

Friday, August 04, 2006

A few punny jokes


Just a couple of lines about the snow in Rivonia

So it's the biggening of August and Joburgs been hit by a cold front and for the first time in 8 years it actually snowed. Not that the people in Rivionia are surprised, as you can see on the picture they've had snow all year round.